Super TT Novel; Volume 1

Yeah a new post; well maybe just maybe there may be new comics. I don't know; it all depends if Chris wants to do it. I'm welcoming a new comic to the Chris Comics Family; 'The Hot Dog Chronicles'. It will only be 3 comics long and follow the life of a hotdog with clinical depression! Now to the novel:

SUPER TT THE NOVEL VOLUME 1:
Written by Tyler Treese

INTRODUCTION: SUPER TT

Once upon a time in a world where evil ruled, a hero appeared. His name was Super TT; an average character in an average comic during day; a crappy superhero in a crappy comic by night. The city of Hollidaysburg was ruled by the evil villian Pooper Scooper and Cowboy Curtis. Cowboy Curtis was a cowboy off of the childrens show 'Pee Wee's Playhouse'; he later turned evil since nobody likes a cowboy with a jeri-curl. Pooper Scooper was a mutant with a strange name and decided to destroy Hollidaysburg. This is the story of SUPER TT.

CHAPTER 1: PRELUDE

Super TT was walking along when he saw Pooper Scooper standing there menaciously. So he said, "Hey you evil looking thing stop being so evil looking or we will have to fight!". Pooper Scooper, who was startled by the threat, replied, "All i'm doing is trying to fill out this Sudoku puzzle, thats all". Super TT would not believe in the lies of a villian and exclaimed, "Yeah but you look evil....and the writer can't think of a plot so we're gonna have to fight!". Then suddenly Super TT used his shape shifting ability only used once in the entire comic series and transformed into Chuck Norris. Several Minutes later Pooper Scooper appeared with a band-aid on his face and exclaimed, "Not Cool! Now you have an enemy! NExt time I see you, Super TT, your dead! You will regret the name Pooper Scooper!".

CHAPTER 2: MAKEOVER TIME

Pooper Scooper sitting in his evil lair was sitting there and said sarcastically, "Oh my name is Super TT, I hate big, evil looking monsters. Dang racist! This is more racist than Bush's wiretapping program. While Pooper Scooper complained TT was searching for a new hairstyle so he went into the local shop 'Wigs and Things'. He then decided to get a new wardrobe in 'Clothes and Hoes'. After finding out about the revamped look of Super TT Pooper Scooper declared, "So he thinks he is cool, with a new haircut and outfit? Well I can get a tattoo!" He left the tattoo parlor with a heart shaped tattoo with the word "Mom" in it. He was quoted as saying, "I am so fly!". And so with the two enemies looking fly, will any of them get the ladies? Find out next time on The Adventures of Super TT!

CHAPTER 3: PIMPS

Pooper Scooper sat there at a bar with his martini in hand; he walked up to a figure with long brunette hair. He said, "Hey baby, how about we go back to my place so we can....". Then he was startled the figure looked back at him and showed his face. Pooper Scooper then swiftly replied, "Holy crap, it's a dude. Umm sorry about that.". Meanwhile on the other side of town Super TT was at another bar. Super TT walked towards a foxy lady; said his best line, "Hey aren't you forgetting something?", she said what and Super TT took the oppurtunity. He replied, "Me!". She slapped TT and everyone within a mile radius could hear it. Back at Pooper Scooper's lair; he remarked upon the day, "Wow I guess i should just stick to being evil and not trying to be a chick magnet.". Super TT reflected back upon the day saying, "Ive been kicking ass lately, but i havent been getting the lass. Oh well maybe next time.". And so Super TT and Pooper Scooper fail at getting the chicks but hopefully next week will be better.